Ride Rusty, Live Rad T-Shirt

Ride Rusty, Live Rad: The Official Klunker Anthem Tee

Are you the kind of rider who prefers a rattlecan paint job to a pristine powder coat? Does your ideal Saturday involve wrenching on a franken-bike cobbled together from spare parts? Then this is the tee for you, brother (or sister)!

The “Ride Rusty, Live Rad” t-shirt isn’t just apparel; it’s a badge of honor for the klunker crew. It’s a declaration that you value ingenuity, grit, and the sheer joy of bombing down a fire road on a bike that probably shouldn’t exist.

Sporting a vintage-inspired design, this tee screams “I build it, I ride it, and I probably break it… but I always fix it!” So, ditch the fancy carbon fiber and embrace the glorious imperfection of klunker life. Grab your “Ride Rusty, Live Rad” tee and let the world know you’re part of the revolution. Just try not to get too much grease on it. (Actually, go ahead. It adds character.)

Whether you’re looking for a workout or capsule t-shirt—here’s your new fave. The modern classic fit combined with moisture-management fabric will make sure you look your best during any activity. No sweat stains or ill-fitting fabric! Meet the shirt:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!