Safety Third! T-Shirt

Embrace the chaos and questionable decisions with our “Safety Third!” T-shirt, the perfect badge of honor for every klunker bike aficionado. Crafted from a supremely comfortable cotton-poly blend, this tee is as ready for a gnarly downhill run as you are (maybe even more so).

Show off your love for the rebellious spirit of klunker culture and the thrill of bombing hills on machines held together with duct tape and sheer willpower. This shirt isn’t just clothing; it’s a statement. It’s a wink and a nod to the pioneers who traded safety regulations for adrenaline rushes and paved the way for modern mountain biking.

So, ditch the helmet (just kidding… mostly), grab your trusty klunker, and sport this tee with pride. Because when it comes to klunking, safety might be important, but it’s definitely third. Get yours today and let the good times roll! (Responsibly…ish).

Whether you’re looking for a workout or capsule t-shirt—here’s your new fave. The modern classic fit combined with moisture-management fabric will make sure you look your best during any activity. No sweat stains or ill-fitting fabric! Meet the shirt:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!